Monday, November 1, 2010

The Invention of Lying

Oh, my gosh you guys I'm watching the Invention of Lying this is like a cross between stupid and funny as crap.

10 things I like about this movie:
  1. LOOK AT THAT UNUSUAL THING!! -everyone turns to look-
  2. Jonah Hill's character makes me wanna jump in the movie and hug him because he makes me wanna cry...
  3. For some reason, him lying is actually helpful to everyone because it makes them all feel better...
  4. His lies are friggen hilarious and soo obvious and everyone believes him
  5. He tells his mom about heaven when she's dying and he starts to cry and now I'm gonna cry....
  6. Everyone in the hospital wants to hear about heaven when he starts to tell her...
  7. Heaven made everybody happy
  8. The dude wrote the 10 commandments on Pizza Hut boxes bahaha
  9. His 10 commandments are funny
  10. It makes me wanna go to people who don't know about God and be a witness and give my testimony and teach them about God and I think it's intended to give an Atheistic perspective, but it just makes me feel more like I need to do world missions. Like a calling.
10 things I hate about this movie:
  1. They're unrealistically naive
  2. They're really harsh...
  3. The movie implies that Christianity and heaven is a lie
  4. Lies do NOT make life better. In reality, it always makes things worse
  5. They're really judgemental and it makes me sad
  6. A cocky, horrible man is treating a lovely, beautiful woman like crap and it makes me mad because it reminds me of my parents...
  7. These people are very shallow...
  8. Lying always makes everyone sad
  9. I absolutely HATE lying and being lied to. It's not necessary in most cases.
  10. Everyone wants to waste their lives
My thoughts on the ending:

Cheesey but sweet.

Overall, I liked it more than I had expected to.

Amazing Movies

Hey you guys, here's the deal: I watch alot of movies lately, more than I can post about as I go, so I'm doing this post about two movies that I've watched in the past couple days that I LOVED. And you guys know how picky I am.

Bride of Chucky
Best Child's Play movie ever made. It's not even scary. It's just hilarious. I LOVED it. Granted, the plot is mildly redundant, but I love Tiffany. She's hilarious and she's a badass and she knows how to keep him in his place.

I Love You, Man
Oh, my gosh you guys, I've watched this twice in the last 24 hours I absolutely love this movie. It's awkward but still really funny and I love Paul Rudd and his character is so...odd haha. I loved it.

Not much I can say right this second, but I'm watching The Invention of Lying which I never really wanted to see, because I anticipated that it would feel like by the end, my brain cells would feel like mush and I'd feel like I'd just wasted my life. But I'm watching this for you guys, so I'll let ya know how it goes.

P.S.
Just saying this, but I absolutely ADORED Law Abiding Citizen for two reasons:
  1. It's badass.
  2. Gerard Butler is SEXXY!!

Speaking of Gerard Butler, I also love P.S. I Love You and the Phantom of the Opera. And The Ugly Truth. I also love Katherine Heigle...I think that's how it's spelled...I also love Jennifer Garner. And Tina Fey. I also love Jonah Hill. And the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.

For that matter, I also love the movies 13 Going on 30, Juno, and Knocked Up.

So far, my assumptions were correct...this movie sucks...but I'll let you guys know at the end.